whyamisospooky:

you’re such a b**** (bagel)


mrsdwightkschrute:

realest shit ever.

(Source: peetahales)



(Source: winchesterhaven)

things every highschooler should know

slangwang:

  • slut shaming doesnt make you cool
  • literally no one cares if you smoke weed every day
  • literally no one
  • do not be afraid to make eye contact with people in the hallway
  • thank the people who serve you lunch
  • say hello to the janitors
  • appreciate your parents
  • establish good friendships with teachers who care the most
  • it wont make you a teacher’s pet so stfu
  • stop spending so much time on the computer if you want better grades and more sleep
How come every other organ in your body can get sick and you get sympathy, except your brain?

Ruby Wax 

Reblogging the SHIT out of this.

(via livelifebyliving)

(Source: r-ed-iscover-peace)

actualfairyboy:

tardis-mind-palace:

w-for-wumbo:

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

can you believe it’s not butter
butter

the fact that Tumblr can fit weed, bestiality and diary products all into one post doesn’t even phase me anymore

i really dont think they meant bestiality

(Source: hhlil)

nychnymph:

don’t romanticize basic rights 
it’s not attractive that a man is a feminist 
it’s not sexy that a man finally realizes the prejudice against women and how very oppressed women are 
it’s common sense

wubangs:

if she doesn’t text you when shes drunk then you aint da one

booglemoth:

vissible-cracks:

zachsgay:

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

0x12=0

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I was just wondering if maybe you wanted to go to the ball with me...
Harry, I'm sorry but someone's already asked me. And well, I've, I've said I'll go with him.

(Source: harrypotter.cc)


(Source: coochielatte)

tapdancers:

Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me

(Source: xbox420)

milkshakeprincess:

the idea that sex and embracing your sexuality destroys innocence is as idiotic as it is dated, im thinking about having like four dicks inside of me but im still listening to thumbelina songs and rolling around like a puppy in my big blanket, the idea that innocence can only exist in tandem with fear and ignorance of human sexuality is antediluvian 

(Source: sideponytailanimewife)