Why do dirty hippies act like John Lennon was a saint

He physically abused both his wives, emotionally abused his son, was openly homophobic and antisemetic, was controlling and misogynist, he literally made yoko ono write a list of all the men she’d been with…




*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.

its fruit i wont gain weight 


i’d like to nominate you with the cute face to date me you have 24 hours good luck


what the actual fuck


I will defend Taylor Swift faster than myself

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Girls get mocked for liking high heels and lipstick. Girls get mocked for liking sports. Girls get mocked for liking tea and books. Girls get mocked for liking comics books and video games. Girls get mocked for liking math and science. Girls get mocked for liking boys. Girls get mocked for liking girls. Girls get mocked for liking both. What the fuck are we supposed to like? Water? Air? Come on, tell me. I’m dying to know. 

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Well, I think I’m a feminist, just by the virtue of the fact that I believe in equal rights for everyone.
Daniel Radcliffe, being a babe (via spn-legend)

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Our Husky Stark seemed a little overheated after his walk this morning, so we decided to tried something out. We regret it now because it is next to impossible to get him to come out

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People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.


Phoenix Arizona is named after a bird on fire becuase if you look out your window that is what you’ll see there



i have the sex appeal of a walrus.

imagemm gurl 

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my g spot is located about 2 inches inside your wallet

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