popculturebrain:

Maybe the best line of the whole series.

(Source: sandandglass)

dem-deutschen-volke:

buonotogami:

nuclearpiss:

xmas-city-punk:

malkatz:

I corrected it

I’m from Pennsylvania and that is accurate.
I don’t say it though but EVERYONE ELSE DOES AND IT’S JUST. NO.

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(Source: br4tze)

cornsaladsurprise:

tomhiddledong:

what the fuck is “”“young money”“” 

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(Source: gayfather)

phlynn:

remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet


hi:

i got a new shirt that expresses my feeling towards dumb people i have to deal with every day

flash 9 is required to suck my dick

(Source: 6yr)


askcobaltsnow:

blusunday:

huffingtonpost:

IKEA ADVERTISES ADOPTABLE DOGS IN STORES, BECAUSE EVERY HOME NEEDS A RESCUE PUP

The idea to display the pets inside the store started in Singapore as a collaboration between Ikea and two animal shelters, according to Business Insider. Together they formed the project Home for Hope.

Find out which state in the United States will be adopting rescue pet displays in Ikea stores here.

Genius

#crying

thehealthywarrior:

miamiacoda:

swaysclothingline:

asaawhiteperson:

where do you get Cheetos that big

that’s a chihuahua

Those are carrots.

this post is a mess.

(Source: justinbiebergoth)

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

istalkfashion:

Amen. (at Tumblr)


ben-c:

ifbuteverythought:

vinebox:

My typical school day

As a teacher, I wish one of my students would say this. I would die laughing and then remember I’m supposed to be the adult in the room. 

WHY IS THIS TINY CHILD FUNNIER THAN ME