afearlessthreshold:

himederekitten:

This is a piece of shitty mid-2000s humour that I hope never disappears from the internet

The guy who made this went to my high school

(Source: prospit-page)


(Source: raptorific)

enattendantlesoleil:

me during classes

  • "that’s racist"
  • "that’s sexist"
  • "there are more than two genders"
  • "ok but could we maybe not use that word"
  • "that’s ableist"
  • "there aren’t enough girls in here"
me sexting
  • boy: what u wearin? ;)
  • me: Prada spring/summer 2013 fur coat with daisy appliqué and archive Margiela tabi boots

tiorickyaoi:

"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"image

"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"image

"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"

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"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"

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"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"

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(Source: tiorickyaoi)

And in the end, we were all just humans… drunk on the idea that love, only love, could heal our brokenness.
F. Scott Fitzgerald (via cyberunfamous)

(Source: purplebuddhaproject)

o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

curvellas:

talk to kids like they’re people and take full interest in what they’re saying because they’re forming their personalities and it’s really vital that they know that their opinions are important and what they have to say deserves validation and respect. so when your three year old niece tells you that dragons don’t like cupcakes because the color blue is a spoon you better nod your head and ask her to explain more about that. 

averagefairy:

why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail

(Source: stability)

crunchier:

*fails test* it’s a metaphor

missingmarilyn:

late-nights-early-mornings:

radicallustt:

forel:

badgalfaashion:

Marilyn Monroe + JFK

they invented the mirror selfie

love this idk why

No way

If there’s one thing I hate, it’s when people delete my original captions…and replace it with lies. The man is NOT JFK, it’s photographer Bert Stern. Marilyn and Bert were in the middle of a photo shoot for Vogue and decided to take this silly photo for fun.

awwww-cute:

Pawshank redemption


foxandwhat:

littlefoxling:

fury-oh-sea:

um.

WHEN SHE WON HER BOYFRIEND SCALED THE TOWER TO JOIN HER AND SHE HUGS HIM AND SAYS “I DID IT” IN THE CUTEST LITTLE KID VOICE EVER it’s the best.

LET IT BE KNOWN SHE IS ONLY 5 FOOT TALL! MEN WITH HUGE ARM SPANS FAILED AT TASKS SHE SUCCEEDED AT! I LOVE HER! 

(Source: sizvideos)

bradley cooper reading lolita, and girlfriend 17 years younger than him

(Source: araws)